Put some blonde hair and blue eyes on this chick and that is me.
It's that time of the year when I've just about had it. Some of my players are doing awesome-better than expected. And then there are those who secured my spot in last place this week in the one league I play in-the league I happen to run. How can you be knocking at the championship door in one league and totally sucking in the other? How? I just don't get it!
Dear Big Ben and Drew Brees,
Change nothing.
Love you,
BBM
Dear 49ers D/ST,
What the hell was that? No seriously, what the HELL was that? I would like to point out that I am now in last place, a position I hold by myself. I'm not even tied with anyone. Want to know why? I'll tell you why. I picked up your D/ST this week because my D was on a bye week. And then, horror of all horrors, you get me negative three points. NEGATIVE THREE!?! I would like to point out that I lost this game 86-83. THREE POINTS! If you had scored only 1 positive point, I would have won. WON! I don't care that you scored a bazillion points in previous weeks. At this point, I hold you entirely responsible for my loss and for that, I just don't know that I can provide forgiveness.
You suck. Royally. All of y'all.
Hatefully,
BBM
Dear Willis McGahee,
You also suck. 0 fantasy points? 0? I mean, come on! If YOU had scored only 4 fantasy points this week, I wouldn't have lost. I mean, how difficult is it to get 40 yards rushing? Really? You couldn't do that for me?
Ugh. Loser.
Drowning in McGahee frustration,
BBM
Dear Ronnie Brown,
You are a God baby. You give every ACL torn girl hope. Nothing but love to you.
Your Biggest Fan,
BBM
I'm seriously going to need therapy after this season.
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